THE FLOACIST

Xena is nothing like Wonder Woman

Posted in Spoken Word, X:WP Related by the floacist on November 22, 2008

And I’m tired of hearing that she is (Xena was based on WW, Xena was a rip off of WW, etc). The first thing these faggs always bring up is “amazon princess/warrior princess”. Xena is not an Amazon apart of any tribe. Nor is she actually royalty (I can’t believe I have to explain this). “Warrior Princess” is a rank on how skilled she is as a warrior. Hence the King of Thieves Autolycus isn’t actually a king, he’s the best theif there is. Its simple common logic folks.

So let me go through the “similarities” between Wonder Woman and Xena.

Wonder Woman is an immortal goddess. She was created by the Greek Gods out of clay. Each God granted her a gift. Xena is a human being, a mortal.

Wonder Woman is an amazon. Xena is not. To be an ‘amazon’ you have to be part of a tribe. Just because Xena is a warrior woman doesn’t make her an amazon.

Wonder Woman virtually doesn’t use any weapons. Xena has a sword and a chakram.

Wonder Woman is perfect with no realistic character flaws or any real character personality traits. Xena is an anti-hero (who originally was a villain on Hercules the Legendary Journeys; a warlord who burned & pillaged villages, and often pirated for profit).

Wonder Woman doesn’t kill. Xena kills people without thinking.

Wonder Woman has superpowers, that of Superman’s (enhanced eyesight, super strength, etc). Xena does not. Again, she is a mortal human being.

Wonder Woman has no children. Xena had a son.

Wonder Woman rides an invisible jet plane. Xena rides a horse.

So besides Greek mythology, black hair and blue eyes, what are the similarities again?

That’s right fagg, NOTHING!

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